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Old 10-24-2005
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Default Fundamentalism Stops a Thinking Mind

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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
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LOL Halloween is Satan's Birthday! How old are you now?
three truths of religion:
1. Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

2. Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the head of the church.

3 Baptists don't recognize each other when they're coming out of Hooters or a liquor store.
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Then there's the well-worn Baptist joke "Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?"

Because it might be mistaken for dancing!
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