Alright... well because I'm a fuggin' idiot and I have to over-complicate EVERYTHING, I just spent $50 and 1/2 a day building a stand instead of putting a few hooks in the ceiling.
It's 1-1/2" PVC... the center two "supports" slide, so I can position the FCG wherever I want along the stand. As you can tell, I wanted something that wouldn't be visible from outside, and I didn't want it to block access to any areas of the house.
Sorry 'bout the crappy pic, but with the light coming in the window the pic was really dark, so I had to crank the brightness in my editor.