This is why I don't cook. I go through all the trouble of killling someone, preparing the body, baking the pie, and then noone wants to eat. Fine! Eat out if you want. But don't come crying to me when you find out they have used dog or horse meat, instead of fine longpig.
" You know, I've never actually really believed that death is inevitable. I just think it's a rumor." David Carradine